Hot Dog Real Bad – 4th of July Throwback Tee 🌭

A little retro, a lot iconic, and 100% unhinged in the best way. If you know the quote, you know. If you don’t... well, you’re about to be the most fabulously confusing person at the cookout.

With bold vintage vibes, patriotic shades, and a craving for chaos (and hot dogs), this tee is perfect for anyone who shows up to the fireworks with lip gloss, sass, and questionable snack priorities. 🎇🌭

🔥 Available in white or firecracker red
🔥 Soft unisex fit
🔥 Guaranteed to get compliments and confused stares

Get yours now — because nothing says freedom like dramatic thirst and processed meat.